A malay gal named Petom wants to break up with her ang moh bf thru letter:
Hi, my motive write dis letter to giv know u s'thing. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I saw u play wood 3 in front my eyes. So, I break connection to pull my body fr dis luv. I've think about dis cook2. I know I clap 1 hand only. I don't trust u again! U r reali crocodile land! I don't want u to play2 with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water. I don't want banana to fruit 2 times. Safe walk!
whahahahahaha..isn't it funny. I was laughing my ass of after reading tiz mann...hahahaha...its actuali a direct translation of malay. Its damn funni lorx...hahax...=P
Happy Laughing! =PP